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lardman
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but the few spoilt it for the many by attempting to start flame wars.


It would appear the shroud of the dark side has fallen. ;-)


Si
ScottYelich
one of the first things I learned when introduced to unix way back when... was:

think think, click click

Scott
Anonymous
The war seems to have taken a tea break. It's interesting that when you are told you can continue fighting only do it in the corner, away from everyone, no one wants to continue fighting.

It's about the attention not the merits of the argument.
ScottYelich
I'll fight with you...

what should we fight about?

Scott
lardman
vi ........ ;-)


Si
DrWowe
Let's throw out a few ideas:

1) Zaurus Sucks *
2) PocketPC rulezzzzz. *

That should get us started. smile.gif


* May not represent the true belief of the author
nilch
or a ROM war again - in perpetuum :roll:
Miami_Bob
<< The war seems to have taken a tea break. It's interesting that when you are told you can continue fighting only do it in the corner, away from everyone, no one wants to continue fighting. >>

LOL - love it!

<< or a ROM war again >>

Partial to the IPK wars myself <G>


Bob W
Miami FL
ScottYelich
was that a prequel?
Miami_Bob
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was that a prequel?


Most sincerly HOPE not, Scott!! <G>

Bob W
Miami FL
padishah_emperor
Possesion of a PocketPC should be a criminal act / Ownership of a PocketPC is a sign of underlying stupidity.

Anyone slandering the Zaurus, should be loaded into a trebuchet and fired into the sea.

I'll fight anyone, I'm on the darkside of the farce.. I mean the Force.

Bring it on...

LOL laugh.gif
DrWowe
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Bring it on...


Oh yeah! Your Zaurus can't do PDA stuff 1/2 as well as my Ipaq! And it's too big! The iPaq fits fine in a shirt pocket. If you tried that with your Zaurus you'd look like a big dork! People with big PDAs are covering up for something... And it's Microsoft, man! It's actually supported! There's tons of software available. There ain't jack shit for your Zaurus! Fidding with command lines and bogus tweaks and hacks - bah, who needs that! Ipaq rulez!!!!! Zaurus sucks donkey droppings! wink.gif
Anonymous
You are right. I need a big PDA to distract people away from my big penis.
padishah_emperor
LOL! laugh.gif

You talk POO.. Microsoft make feature-bloated software with the stability of a jellyfish and all hardware that runs their stuff is an abomination and should be smashed at a public ceremony of cleansing. I condemn anyone who pays money into the pockets of Bill Gates, that evil oligarch. They either rip-off or buy out ideas, stifle competition and issue restrictive licenses, while accumulating the wealth of nations. Your ipaq is like the wind from my ass, worthless and it stinks. (ho!)

I've still got a WinCE machine somewhere, I am going to smash it now with my 'Hammer of Corrective Justice'*

I'm telling my mum.. I ain't playing with you anymore...

;-) LOL! laugh.gif

BTW Zaurus rulez :twisted:


* Regular readers will be pleased to know the blessed hammer is real and used for destroying offensive things.[/i]
padishah_emperor
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You are right. I need a big PDA to distract people away from my big penis.

laugh.gif
Good one!

Oh yeah...
CLAMSHELLS RULE, DO YOU UNDERSTAND?

THEY RULE! 6000s are crap

ugh!
DrWowe
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You are right. I need a big PDA to distract people away from my big penis.


So those enlargement devices actually work?
TonyOlsen
Grab a bag of popcorn, sit back, and watch the fun! biggrin.gif
DrWowe
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Oh yeah...
CLAMSHELLS RULE, DO YOU UNDERSTAND?
THEY RULE! 6000s are crap
ugh!


THEM'S FIGHTIN WORDS. NO SISSY VERBAL RETORT FOR YOU. LET'S TAKE THIS OUTSIDE.
Anonymous
Place your bets here. Who shall win DrWowe, or padishah_emperor. Tune in next week for the fight to the death. This broadcast bright to by Microsoft the world leading software company. If you need done think Microsoft.

JP
Joshp
That is me above forgot I wasint loged in.

JP
padishah_emperor
LOL! laugh.gif

YOU TALK THE TALK

LET ME PUT MA GLOVES ON AND MA FALSE TEETH BACK IN, I'MA GONNA WHIP SOME ASS..

You funny man.
DrWowe
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I'MA GONNA WHIP SOME ASS..


You better be talkin' about your donkey, cuz that's all you're gonna whip!

Don't you know we kicked your British butts once and for all over 2 centuries ago? And now your prime minister is our president's bitch!
Joshp
And might I add if we had not betin you, the European Union would not exist. As we saved you'r asses during world war 2.

JP
padishah_emperor
Yeah, I'd fling that bastard Blair with a trebuchet too..

Didn't you colonies wait for us to get a get a mad King before you commited treason and revolted?

(Oh God I am joking!)
-EDITED TO INDICATE I'D FLING BLAIR SPECIFICALLY-
DrWowe
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And might I add if we had not betin you, the European Union would not exist.


Good one! As a fellow member of the "upright Zaurus with thumb keyboard" clan, join me in this fight against the evil ones!
padishah_emperor
..we're the only friends the US has got at the moment, may I remind you it takes a crisis to find out who your friends really are, even if you are in the wrong..

Keep it on the Z, or..... not..

Upto you, but I'll point out that you would not exist without us over here. Who's language are you speaking? Mine. I hope you speak it more coherently than you write it. ;-) Let's keep nation bashing out of it, both our countries are in the shite at the moment and run by fundamentalist international war criminals. People will get offended, not me, I criticise and condemn my own far more viciously than an ill-informed foreigner ever could. ho!

--EDITED MY TYPOS TWICE ;-)--
--AND AGAIN, BLOODY HELL-- :oops:
Joshp
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..we're the only friends the US has got at the moment, may I remind you it takes a crisis to find out who your friends really are, even if you are in the wrong..

Keep it on the Z, or..... not..


Thats not true, russia is friends with the US. (This weak any ways)

JP
padishah_emperor
I don't know about Russia, I really like Russians, cool language and cyrillic alphabet, cool engineers. We need a Putin in the UK.

--RE-EDITED TO AVOID/OR ENCOURAGE A VERBAL KICK-IN--

Cacko RULEZ!!
TonyOlsen
Ya' play with fire and someone's gonna' get hurt. I'm changing the channel...
DrWowe
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Ya' play with fire and someone's gonna' get hurt. I'm changing the channel...


On 2nd thought, this is getting a little silly.
padishah_emperor
Joshp
You took a joke too far..

Channel changed..
Joshp
your right. I now conserder this joke closed. As for the zaurus the sl-6000 and the sl-c860 are both no match for my 4 way boot custem kernel sl-5500.

JP
DrWowe
OTOH, what exactly do you expect from a thread titled "Flame Wars, Episode I"? smile.gif
Joshp
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OTOH, what exactly do you expect from a thread titled "Flame Wars, Episode I"? smile.gif


Just wondering whan does Episode II start?

JP

P.S. what does OTOH mean?
padishah_emperor
I'm ready for it. I don't know about international politics, wars and all that crap that men in suits go on about, nonsense, I know about my Z. I know about crappy Microsoft.

I fight whenever... the Force is my ally...

OTOH means... ah sod it, I ain't tellin ya, on the other hand...
Joshp
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I'm ready for it. I don't know about international politics and all that crap that men in suits go on about, I know about my Z. I know about crappy Microsoft.

I fight whenever... the Force is my ally...

OTOH means... ah sod it, I ain't tellin ya, on the other hand...


Thx. I am still a little new to the internet lengo.

JP
padishah_emperor
trebuchet
tapjpa
Somehow or another I managed to miss this thread. You guys crack me up I can't stop laughing.

But I'll put my 5600's up against your clamshells and 6000's and meet you all out by the flag pole. (old joke from work when we threatened to kick someone's backside) wink.gif
rikiya
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Joshp
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Somehow or another I managed to miss this thread. You guys crack me up I can't stop laughing.

But I'll put my 5600's up against your clamshells and 6000's and meet you all out by the flag pole. (old joke from work when we threatened to kick someone's backside) wink.gif


What about my 5500 should i be insatled that i was not invetd to the flag pole sad.gif

JP
tapjpa
I ain't afaird of your puny little 5500 unless your feeling a bit cocky and up to the challenge wink.gif
padishah_emperor
eeek, the revenge of the el-crappo non-clamshells. pah!

May as well buy a palm. ;-) I'm feelin the need to sync my PIM...
tapjpa
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May as well buy a palm. ;-) I'm feelin the need to sync my PIM...
Well I got an old Palm IIIc if you really feel the need, otherwise it does make a great paper weight laugh.gif
padishah_emperor
I'm building my trebuchet in the back yard right now, I got a hankering to catapult myself some PDAs. laugh.gif

Palms and Clies first.

AND YES THAT INCLUDES THE UX50 WITH ITS LIT UP KEYBOARD!

:-)
padishah_emperor
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QUOTE
You are right. I need a big PDA to distract people away from my big penis.


So those enlargement devices actually work?


I believe it's called a TabletPC. Has side effects like moronism and stupidism, plus it shrinks your tackle. ;-)

I got my medication via a dodgy import off the internet, keep your Viagra! My Sharp Zaurus C860 keeps me going all day and night ;-)

Wifi causes impotence.

Ko/Pi is crap (that's done it)
TonyOlsen
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AND YES THAT INCLUDES THE UX50 WITH ITS LIT UP KEYBOARD!


No!! Not the lit up keyboard! How will I ever see my keys again in the dark without making use of the LCD flashlight? tongue.gif :wink:

lol!
Joshp
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I'm building my trebuchet in the back yard right now, I got a hankering to catapult myself some PDAs. laugh.gif

Palms and Clies first.

AND YES THAT INCLUDES THE UX50 WITH ITS LIT UP KEYBOARD!

:-)


Let me know the range you get with the diffirnt pdas. It would be cool to know if the palms out fly the clies or if the clies out fly the palms. smile.gif

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I ain't afaird of your puny little 5500 unless your feeling a bit cocky and up to the challenge


Fisrt off I felling a bit cocky and seconed do u have sl-5600 with a pxa255?
tapjpa
Ok ok ok I surrender I only have a pxa250. sad.gif
bluedevils
Whoa there buddy, that's fighting words!!!!

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Ko/Pi is crap (that's done it)
Miami_Bob
WOW! Turn your back for just a few minutes & all Hades breaks loose!

Thinks me tis time to restock the ol' fallout shelter. If P_E starts flingin' PDAs from orbit they's gonna put some hurt on some heads!

Sandworms rule!


anoniemys
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