Good news, everyone!
I've managed to make decent progress with WwR. The UI in the latest version is a bit different from the tutorial I linked, but I've managed to generate a full scatterfile, and have commenced a full readback of the device! It looks like that's going to take a very long time to finish, so I thought I'd update here in the meantime.
Next up would be to use WwR to split the backup into individual image files.
Given it seems so easy to do that, I think I'll do a factory reset of my Cosmo and upload a full stock backup so no one else has to go through the same process. That way it'll be easy for anyone to use the SP Flash Tool to do a factory reset
The blocking two-minute donation prompt on launching WwR is pretty annoying, haha. I would donate to get rid of it - plus they really deserve the money - but the PayPal form's loaded in the app, which is pretty dodgy. I think I'd prefer the delays than risk having my payment details stolen via man-in-the-middle
Actually, I've just realised I could have simply readback only the boot image partition now that I know the partition layout from the scatterfile I think I'll do that next before working out the splitting.
Going at 29.53MB/s, it's 32% done as I post this! I'm excited, haha.
I've attached the scatterfile for anyone else interested in playing around