Flame Wars, Episode III

[Joshp]

Let loose the dogs of war.  And all sheel tremble at the very sound of my name.  

JP

P.S. By the way I would be more than welling to come to the dark side, if some one would be so kind as to give me a sl-c860 :wink:

[padishah_emperor]

The C860 is not needed, only the Z you have... and a love of malice and a general desire to cause mayhem. As Conan said

\"to crush your enemies, to see them driven from before you and to hear the lamentation of their women\"

[DrWowe]

You cannot pass.  I am a servant of the Secret Fire, wielder of the flame of Zaurus. You cannot pass. The dark fire will not avail you, flame of C860. Go back to the Shadow! You cannot pass.

[Joshp]

You cannot pass.  I am a servant of the Secret Fire, wielder of the flame of Zaurus. You cannot pass. The dark fire will not avail you, flame of C860. Go back to the Shadow! You cannot pass.

Yes I well go back to the shadow, and form the shadow I shall pass.  For the light of fire might brike the shadow but by doing so it shall also cereat a shadow.  For witch a can pass through.

JP

[Miami_Bob]

The C860 is not needed, only the Z you have... and a love of malice and a general desire to cause mayhem. As Conan said

\"to crush your enemies, to see them driven from before you and to hear the lamentation of their women\"

Might I then interest you in a used arbalist? In quite good condition and compliments one\'s trebuchet perfectly. Reasonable prices. Quarrels to resolve quarrels, so to speak.


Weeks & Weeks
Dealers in weapons of mass destruction.


(go ahead. I\'m *giving* that one away! .... G)

[Miami_Bob]

Let loose the dogs of war.  And all sheel tremble at the very sound of my name.  

JP

Well ...... *I*, for one, am going to wear *gloves* before I touch THAT one <G>.

ya dinna luk Scottish, mon.

[padishah_emperor]

Might I then interest you in a used arbalist? In quite good condition and compliments one\'s trebuchet perfectly

A ballista? Cool, anything Roman goes, now I\'ve fired one of those, goooooood!!!
A most satisfying seige engine. Ideal for firing DrWowe\'s 6000 or Palms and PocketPC\'s into crowds of XP users while they run for cover, ha ha haaaa!!! All tremble before the clamshell!

Now, hear my softly and oh so quietly spoken words of malice..

DrWowe, hows that 6000 brick?
Wish you\'d bought a clamshell now eh?

Do you lay in bed at night, chewing your lip wondering, wondering \"oh if only I had a clamshell!!\".

Sobbing during the quiet hours? Embarrased tears to be concealed from all - don\'t let anyone know -  while looking at that aching festering Brick of Woe, oh DrWOE!, wondering what went wrong? \"How did I fail?\"

What can you do with that Brick?
 Build a house? No!
 Use it as a door stop? No!
 Unblock the toilet with it? No!
 
You can\'t even carry it with it\'s VHS cassette appearance and bulkiness, for shame!.

Well, the keyboard I suppose is of some use, for small children and people with stick-like fingers! Not the mighty titan fingers of the clamshell users!

Ah yes!  I can feel your anger now..   good..    give in to your hatred..

it is unavoidable..

it is your destiny..  :twisted:

[rikiya]

:evil:  :twisted:
Let\'s all ask the Japanese of the preferring of clamshell or big fatness of the 6000!
Let\'s start! :twisted:

Kanzaki Naoki ~ Yes, of course I love the clamshells!... [span style=\'font-size:14pt;line-height:100%\']it\'s not cause Rikiya payed me ¥5001 :twisted: [/span]

Shimizu Masaoki ~ Yes, of course I love the clamshells!... [span style=\'font-size:14pt;line-height:100%\']it\'s not cause Rikiya payed me ¥5001 :twisted: [/span]

Takamaru Kyoko ~ Yes, of course I love the clamshells!... [span style=\'font-size:14pt;line-height:100%\']it\'s not cause Rikiya payed me ¥5001 :twisted: [/span]

Gekita Ryousuke ~ Yes, of course I love the clamshells!... [span style=\'font-size:14pt;line-height:100%\']it\'s not cause Rikiya payed me ¥5001 :twisted: [/span]

Kiosaki Matsumi ~ Yes, of course I love the clamshells!... [span style=\'font-size:14pt;line-height:100%\']it\'s not cause Rikiya payed me ¥5001 :twisted: [/span]

LET US RISE!
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[Ethereal]

hows that 6000 brick?

At least no one will ever ask to borrow my \"brick\" to touch up their makeup... :twisted:

[Inuyasha]

Ahh, well, the compromise between the 6000 brick and the mirror clamshells would be those nice old 5x00s... Small, sleek, and fairly sexy (although the clams are sexier), but no one borrows them for mirrors (at least mine hasn\'t been borrowed yet).

Ahh, the 5600.

[Joshp]

Just so every one knows I voted: No, I like the 6000

JP

 :twisted:  :twisted:  :twisted:  :twisted:  :twisted:  :twisted:  :twisted:  :twisted:  :twisted:  :twisted:  :twisted:   :evil:  :evil:  :evil:  :evil:  :evil:  :evil:  :evil:  :evil:

[bluedevils]

Wow the geekdom overflows. :roll:

But then I guess I\'m just as guilty because I understood everything in I, II and III

[padishah_emperor]

LET US RISE!
 :twisted:  :twisted:  :twisted:  :twisted:  :twisted:  :twisted:  :twisted:  :twisted:  :twisted:  :twisted:  :twisted:  :twisted:  :twisted:  :twisted:  :twisted:  :twisted:  :twisted:  :twisted:  :twisted:  :twisted:  :twisted:  :twisted:  :twisted:  :twisted:  :twisted:  :twisted:  :twisted:  :twisted:  :twisted:  :twisted:  :twisted:  :twisted:  :twisted:  :twisted:  :twisted:  :twisted:  :twisted:  :twisted:

SEE! Honour!
Something lacking in modern day cowards!!

JoshP you dishonour our collective darkness with your mild words of comprimise and yet you display the emoticon of twisted evil....


I\'m SO above all this, coz I\'m SO not a geek..  :roll:  :roll: .........                NOT!!  :evil:  :twisted:  :evil:


I am ready, my katana is sharpened... pah! to lightsabres

[Inuyasha]

I\'m ready too (hey, why not?).

My gun is sharpened, my sword is loaded.

Erm...

Something like that.

[coolass]

I just installed a compact flash Light Sabre into my 6000 \"brick\" and I\'m ready to join the fight plus we can see the Darkside coming a mile away with our nice bright 4 inch CG Silicon screens.Also it seems to me you clams can\'t get it right and that\'s why you have to keep making more machines. If the fighting gets to heavy we can use or Exp jackets and plug in twin Light Sabres