Flame Wars, Episode I

[DrWowe]

You are right. I need a big PDA to distract people away from my big penis.

So those enlargement devices actually work?

[TonyOlsen]

Grab a bag of popcorn, sit back, and watch the fun!

[DrWowe]

Oh yeah...
CLAMSHELLS RULE, DO YOU UNDERSTAND?
THEY RULE! 6000s are crap
ugh!

THEM\'S FIGHTIN WORDS.  NO SISSY VERBAL RETORT FOR YOU.  LET\'S TAKE THIS OUTSIDE.

[Anonymous]

Place your bets here.  Who shall win DrWowe, or padishah_emperor.  Tune in next week for the fight to the death.  This broadcast bright to by Microsoft the world leading software company.  If you need done think Microsoft.

JP

[Joshp]

That is me above forgot I wasint loged in.

JP

[padishah_emperor]

LOL!  

YOU TALK THE TALK

LET ME PUT MA GLOVES ON AND MA FALSE TEETH BACK IN, I\'MA GONNA WHIP SOME ASS..

You funny man.

[DrWowe]

I\'MA GONNA WHIP SOME ASS..

You better be talkin\' about your donkey, cuz that\'s all you\'re gonna whip!

Don\'t you know we kicked your British butts once and for all over 2 centuries ago?  And now your prime minister is our president\'s bitch!

[Joshp]

And might I add if we had not betin you, the European Union would not exist.  As we saved you\'r asses during world war 2.  

JP

[padishah_emperor]

Yeah, I\'d fling that bastard Blair with a trebuchet too..

Didn\'t you colonies wait for us to get a get a mad King before you commited treason and revolted?

(Oh God I am joking!)
-EDITED TO INDICATE I\'D FLING BLAIR SPECIFICALLY-

[DrWowe]

And might I add if we had not betin you, the European Union would not exist.

Good one!  As a fellow member of the \"upright Zaurus with thumb keyboard\" clan, join me in this fight against the evil ones!

[padishah_emperor]

..we\'re the only friends the US has got at the moment, may I remind you it takes a crisis to find out who your friends really are, even if you are in the wrong..

Keep it on the Z, or..... not..

Upto you, but I\'ll point out that you would not exist without us over here. Who\'s language are you speaking? Mine. I hope you speak it more coherently than you write it. ;-) Let\'s keep nation bashing out of it, both our countries are in the shite at the moment and run by fundamentalist international war criminals. People will get offended, not me, I criticise and condemn my own far more viciously than an ill-informed foreigner ever could. ho!

--EDITED MY TYPOS TWICE ;-)--
--AND AGAIN, BLOODY HELL--  :oops:

[Joshp]

..we\'re the only friends the US has got at the moment, may I remind you it takes a crisis to find out who your friends really are, even if you are in the wrong..

Keep it on the Z, or..... not..

 

Thats not true, russia is friends with the US. (This weak any ways)

JP

[padishah_emperor]

I don\'t know about Russia, I really like Russians, cool language and cyrillic alphabet, cool engineers. We need a Putin in the UK.

--RE-EDITED TO AVOID/OR ENCOURAGE A VERBAL KICK-IN--

Cacko RULEZ!!

[TonyOlsen]

Ya\' play with fire and someone\'s gonna\' get hurt.  I\'m changing the channel...

[DrWowe]

Ya\' play with fire and someone\'s gonna\' get hurt.  I\'m changing the channel...

On 2nd thought, this is getting a little silly.