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Should SL-6000 BRICK owners be fired from giant catapults?

No, they should be flung from the city walls
5 (14.3%)
No, I like the 6000
15 (42.9%)
Yes they should
9 (25.7%)
Yes provided DrWowe is holding one at the time
6 (17.1%)

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« Reply #60 on: May 31, 2004, 06:13:08 pm »
That was me above.

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« Reply #61 on: May 31, 2004, 06:37:56 pm »
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The power of the dark side is growing weaker.  If I am not mistaken you poll indecats that more peaple like the sl-6000.  

JP


Looks more to me like the poll results are making a rather *rude* hand gesture regarding SL6000 owners.

(Spin, people. We just gotta get the right *spin* on these things. ANY government PR flack knows that spin IS *power*!)

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« Reply #62 on: May 31, 2004, 07:09:30 pm »
In the darkness of the night 2 dark figures are seen a top a nearby building.  It\'s \"6000-man\" and his sidekick \"5600-boy\", otherwise know as the Brick Crusaders.  Meanwhile, Super-860 is flying overhead (with a big \"Z\" on his cape) patrolling the skies.  The 2 teams work together after a shaky peace treaty.  They are now known as Linux League!  It\'s purpose: Do defend open-source from the clutches of Doctor Palm and Evil Wince!

As the night wears on an alarm sounds in the distance!  Our friends rush to the scene where they find Evil Wince using his powerful lawyer magic to intimidate Linux users at a local cyber cafe.  6000-man, 5600-boy and super-860 rush into action!

With one shot from his Infra-red beam, super-860 vaporizes Wince\'s lawyer spell, and Wince cowers back into the darkness.  Before the Linux League can pursue their enemy, Doctor Palm jumps out of the shadows.  Super-860 is caught off guard by Doctor Palm’s new appearance: He is now in color!  While Super-860 is regaining his composure, 5600-boy declares “Holy VGA, Brick Man!”.  6000-man hurls himself at Doctor Palm whose half-VGA face cracks under the weight of the Brick Crusader.

But then Wince, with his army of mercenary programmers comes out with new tools and applications, while his propaganda campaign is given extra momentum.  Could this be the end of the Linux League?

No!  From the crowds surrounding the scene, hundreds of Open Source Developers step into the arena.  With a few keystrokes they upgrade Super-860 with complete VGA apps and the Brick Crusaders with better applications.  At the sight of Open Source in action, Evil Wince panics and becomes the Blue Screen of Death!  A few zombies step forward from the crowd (under the spell from Evil Wince’s propaganda powers), press Evil Wince’s reboot button and help him stagger away from the scene.

Is this the last we’ll see of Evil Wince and Doctor Palm?  Tune in next week to hear Super-860 say “But of course!  All Clamshells can fly!”.
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« Reply #63 on: May 31, 2004, 08:27:55 pm »
That\'s the funniest thing I\'ve read in ages  
Great stuff!
Cant wait till the next installment      
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« Reply #64 on: June 01, 2004, 09:36:01 am »
no more clie!

now to conquer the ipaq ...

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« Reply #65 on: June 01, 2004, 10:14:51 am »
Is this the end of the clie?  Bwuhahaha!  :twisted:

By the way, can someone send me a list of all of the various PDAs that should be in these advetures, what the pro\'s and con\'s of each are, and how they compare?  (I want to make sure my fictional stories get the facts straight  )
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« Reply #66 on: June 01, 2004, 07:04:12 pm »
OH FOUL CLIE USERS!!

Our combined hatred has sent waves of negative energy into the boardrooms of Sony and they have axed the damn things...

Ha!

UX50 lovers, YOUR MACHINES ARE SO CRAP EVEN SONY CANT STAND MAKING THEM!!!

I SPIT ON THEM FROM HELLS HEART!

HA HA HA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!

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« Reply #67 on: June 01, 2004, 07:06:58 pm »
Tony, I\'d be glad to explain for you...

All PalmOS based devices are derivatives of a Casio 32k databank and only good for suits and sync\'ers
All MS WinCE/PocketPC devices are the spawn of satan and designed for people with small brains.
All other devices are irrelevant.

All Linux based devices, ALL OF THEM are blessed and good and wholesome, even the evil DrWowe\'s 6000.
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« Reply #68 on: June 01, 2004, 07:11:26 pm »
Is it time for the holy handgrenade yet?
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« Reply #69 on: June 01, 2004, 07:24:32 pm »
Yep, wipe em out...

:-)
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« Reply #70 on: June 01, 2004, 08:38:04 pm »
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Is it time for the holy handgrenade yet?


sure, as long as use it against that marching kitty avatar.

who will read the instructions?

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« Reply #71 on: June 02, 2004, 12:54:27 am »
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who will read the instructions?

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What is this word you use, \"instructions\"?
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« Reply #72 on: June 02, 2004, 03:00:05 am »
I\'m looking it up on Zbedic
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« Reply #73 on: June 02, 2004, 07:27:40 am »
If my cute little pussy is so offensive, I will try to find one with a cat endlessly banging it\'s head against a keyboard.

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« Reply #74 on: June 02, 2004, 07:32:32 am »
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If my cute little pussy is so offensive, I will try to find one with a cat endlessly banging it\'s head against a keyboard.

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Eh? I\'m obviously in the dark about your pussy
 

You\'re a right ol\' Charlie I think ;-)
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