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Should SL-6000 BRICK owners be fired from giant catapults?

No, they should be flung from the city walls
5 (14.3%)
No, I like the 6000
15 (42.9%)
Yes they should
9 (25.7%)
Yes provided DrWowe is holding one at the time
6 (17.1%)

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« Reply #30 on: May 28, 2004, 04:05:40 pm »
... And promptly drop to the ground, hands crushed by the weight of 2 lightsabers, a brick and a sled.

5600: Screen orientation of a 6000 without the weight.

And theres more software.
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« Reply #31 on: May 28, 2004, 04:16:24 pm »
The weight wouldn\'t matter because we use the money we saved on wifi cards and bought gym memberships.
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« Reply #32 on: May 28, 2004, 07:39:19 pm »
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WE SHOULD GET TOM CRUISE TO HELP US CHOP THE 6000\'S WIFI CONNECTION AND JUST FOR FUN THE USB HOST!

SCREEECH SCKKREEECH
*SHARPENING SNIPPERS*

PROUD TO BE JAPANESE!

LET US RISE!
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« Reply #33 on: May 28, 2004, 07:55:43 pm »
Cruise can\'t help you because he got hit in the face with a 6000 brick. Didn\'t you see Vanilla Sky ?
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« Reply #34 on: May 28, 2004, 08:06:35 pm »
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The weight wouldn\'t matter because we use the money we saved on wifi cards and bought gym memberships.


Ahh, but grasshopper, the 5600 costs $300 (USD) less than a 6000.

And I\'ve never heard of a $300 (USD) Wireless CF card, so we save more.
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« Reply #35 on: May 28, 2004, 08:10:42 pm »
Oh that\'s too sad but he didn\'t have a red rectangular mark on his face in the Last Samurai
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« Reply #36 on: May 28, 2004, 09:02:01 pm »
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..... pah! to lightsabres


Hummm. Maybe THATs why my C860 disintegrated the last 6000 when the IR port was actuvated??


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.... Also it seems to me you clams can\'t get it right and that\'s why you have to keep making more machines.


Nope. Just more demand for the machines.


Ever notice the sound that a C860 case makes when it closes? Sort\'a like the sound of a round being jacked into a high caliber machine pistol.

So authoritative. So ..... final. Feel lucky, punk? Go ahead; make my day.


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« Reply #37 on: May 28, 2004, 09:12:18 pm »
Yes but a Light Sabre beats a Katana so while Cruise is holding his tang,minus the blade, we\'ll be storming the gates.By the way I\'m typing on my brick with one hand which leaves the other to pick up the fallen clams and hurl them back as you commit Seppuku in the face of defeat and dishonor. Take that Ronin.
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« Reply #38 on: May 28, 2004, 09:12:59 pm »
There is one thing that I\'m still a bit confused about.


  \"Should SL-6000 BRICK owners be fired from giant catapults?\"


Answers A, B & C are simple enough, but D .....


  \"Yes provided DrWowe is holding one at the time\"


Why would DrWowe be holding a SL-6000 BRICK owner? And does it matter by which appendage or manner said owner is being held? Do both DrWowe & the owner get flung from the catapults? Together or seperately? Is there an Environmental Impact Statement on file for this? Which environment is/are the flingee(s) intended to impact on or into? Can I pull the release cord??


Most Sincerely -
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"The legs of the duck are short and
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 to the duck.

The legs of the crane are long and
 cannot be shortened without distress
 to the crane."

Chuang-tzu
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C860 main - Sharp 1.40 JP ROM
Language conversion by hand
alts: Cacko 1.22 / OZ 3.5.1 / pdaXrom
512Mb SanDisk SD (x2) / 512Mb SanDisk CF (x2)
Lexar 1Gb CF / AmbiCom WL1100C-CF 802.11b WiFi
Out of Hp200LX, from HP100LX, via HP95LX
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« Reply #39 on: May 28, 2004, 09:16:44 pm »
Or, is DrWowe perhaps holding the CATAPULT??

This is all so confusing. Fighting is much simpler. I\'ll leave the catapults & flinging to the high command. Blood, guts, veins & teeth, little parts of one time non clamshell heretics .... those I can understand.


Even More Sincerely -
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"The legs of the duck are short and
 cannot be lengthened without distress
 to the duck.

The legs of the crane are long and
 cannot be shortened without distress
 to the crane."

Chuang-tzu
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C860 main - Sharp 1.40 JP ROM
Language conversion by hand
alts: Cacko 1.22 / OZ 3.5.1 / pdaXrom
512Mb SanDisk SD (x2) / 512Mb SanDisk CF (x2)
Lexar 1Gb CF / AmbiCom WL1100C-CF 802.11b WiFi
Out of Hp200LX, from HP100LX, via HP95LX
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Desktop MegaTower c/ twin DataPort HD racks;
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« Reply #40 on: May 28, 2004, 09:41:50 pm »
Glue a 6000 to his hand. Glue a 6000 owner to his back. Glue a catapult to his feet and fire it repeatedly until (a) the gule breaks, or ( he somehow undoes his shoes in time to be fired into the distance.

This is a no flaws plan.
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« Reply #41 on: May 28, 2004, 10:11:06 pm »
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Glue a 6000 owner to his back.


Only *one* 6000 owner? Oh .... bummer. Gotta be a way to fit more.


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Glue a catapult to his feet and fire it repeatedly until (a) the gule breaks, or ( he somehow undoes his shoes in time to be fired into the distance.


Take shoes off *first*! Take longer time for glue to break (or feet?).


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This is a no flaws plan.


Good plan, Inuyasha, but needs more blood & guts & bits of body parts.

Fill rest of catapult bucket with bits of body parts & broken 6000s? Hummm.


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The legs of the crane are long and
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« Reply #42 on: May 28, 2004, 10:13:34 pm »
With everyone using phrases and words of Japan they can sometimes be insulting to japanese people like me

LET US RISE!
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« Reply #43 on: May 28, 2004, 10:36:38 pm »
I understand but would it be insulting for the rest of the world to use Americanised phrases. I\'ve studied Japanese,Chinese and Korean fighting styles for more that 23 years and I\'m just speaking of what I know. No disrespect meant.
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« Reply #44 on: May 28, 2004, 10:48:49 pm »
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With everyone using phrases and words of Japan they can sometimes be insulting to japanese people like me


instruct us, master.

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