Tom Cruise? What\'s all this nonsense, I need no Hollywood movie to fuel my spite!
I will take my sword to all who speak the heretical blasphemy of the vile 6000, their words shall not befoul my ears nor eyes!
Inuyasha your words are like divine inspiration to my malevolence..
But I meant single owners, one at a time, fired into a mesh of chicken wire at about 300 miles per hour, mmmh diced....
I\'ve missed out on all the japanese stuff here, but just to get my two cents worth in, I\'d use my iaito, lovingly polished with solemn respect to slice Tom Cruise neatly and terminally with a single cut. I like all things Japanese, if anyone is being disrespectful then take it elsewhere.
What\'s this about using a Z as a mirror? Anyone trying to take my Z to look at theirselves will get their hand broken as a prelude to my trebucheting them into the side of a mountain.
It makes me fart in the bath with rage that the bum-wipe brick-lickers are beating us on the poll! WE MUST NOT LOOSE (or I\'ll have to ask a mod to rig the vote) ;-) I am prepared to loose, to die on my feet, but not until episode VI!
I\'ve shown the same disregard so far to the 6000 as I would a fat turd but I have just discovered that this techological excrement has an optional sled, SLED? It makes this horror even bigger, like a lugging a bloody betamax VCR!! I could club a man to death with one of these!
But episode IV must evolve our flaming, so we should move our rage onto Palms or PocketPCs, maybe Netbooks especially with .NET crud on it, THEY ARE THE ENEMY, those weak, pathetic creatures who scurry in the night syncing their foul devices and tap, tap, tapping on their screens, lowly runts... (those in the UK can substitute runt for another similarly sounding word) :-)
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